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The Isobel Trinity [Oct. 26th, 2008|08:02 pm]
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dclaudekatz

The Goddess The Person The Erotic Fantasy
The Goddess
The Person
The Erotic Fantasy

(The image for Isobel the Person isn't quite right, since in stills Isobel is always posing rather than just being Isobel the Person. I haven't seen a recent still where she isn't posing. The ones I have seen are too old and too personal. A still from an unguarded moment in one of her YouTube videos would work, but unfortunately I can't link to an image inside a video. I have found more appropriate stills among her posed images, but none that I can hotlink without obviously violating the intent of the host site. In the case of Isobel the Erotic Fantasy, I am of course limited by the requirement for this group to avoid explicit adult images.)

So this is basically how I see Isobel. And just as most Christians are more interested in Jesus than in the Father or the Holy Ghost, I'm most interested in Isobel the Person. But she has her own life, so most of the time I have to content myself with images of the Goddess and the Erotic Fantasy.

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Other Guys [Oct. 25th, 2008|07:47 pm]
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dclaudekatz
From a ModelMayhem thread (from Feb. 24, 2007) entitled "Models who date you for your connections..." The thread was started by a photographer named UdoR, who complains:
I am tired of models dating me for what I ''can do for them'', they don't say that, but hey... I wasn't born yesterday!
...which, if you read the thread, comes off a bit pompous, because, while, on the one hand, he does seem sincere about his complaint, there is a subtext of boasting about the success that has gotten him those connections. Anyhow, later on in the thread, another photographer calling himself Novus Ordo (the profile currently called "Gone Til Novus-ember") quips,
Yeah i'm sick of models dating me for what i can do for them too.

I mean they always say "Ransom I date you because you can give me the best and most intense orgasms!"

After that i feel used. :(
To which Isobel replies,
BUAH HA HAAA! That reminds me of a guy I was dating a while ago. His friends asked him if it was hard dating a girl who was in an open relationship with her boyfriend. He said,
"Yeah. I mean. She's always calling out other guys' names in bed." They were shocked.

"She is!?"

"Yeah, she's always like, 'oh Jesus, oh God!'"
I wonder if she still calls out, "oh Jesus!" now that she's broken up with Him. (Yeah, I know the capital H isn't politically correct any more, but I couldn't resist.)
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Freud, Porn Snobbery, and Failed Messianic Romance [Oct. 21st, 2008|09:27 pm]
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dclaudekatz
[EDIT: Struck most of the blustering, tongue-in-cheek introduction and added a line about Jesus.]

Brilliant and awesome person that I am, it has been suggested that my attentions to Miss Wren have been so copious as to risk producing retinal damage or awesome toxicity (to the latter of which she is particularly susceptible given her abnormally high natural endowment). OK, that’s not exactly how the matter was put to me: a participle of the verb “to smother” was used. In any case, difficult though it be for an altruistic gentleman such as I to deny the benefit of my great wit and wisdom to some deserving soul, I am now trying very hard to avoid giving Isobel any unnecessary (direct) attention.

In pursuit of that objective, I have resolved that,
instead of commenting on her blogs and videos directly, I shall put my comments in this journal, so that any readers who happen upon them may benefit. Seriously, though, [I]f you’re interested in Isobel’s mind (as you should be, since it’s a critical element in her particular brand of sex-appeal), you might be interested in being a participant in, or at least a spectator to, the intellectual threads originating therefrom.

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Dating Photos by Hair Length [Aug. 30th, 2008|06:45 pm]
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dclaudekatz

Is it possible to tell when a photo of Isobel was taken by looking at the length of her hair?  I think I’ve got an approximate rule of thumb:


ears uncovered -> 2005

ears partially covered -> 2006

ears fully covered -> 2007

shoulder length or nearly so -> 2008

 

Any other ideas?

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Bobby Sargent Artistic Nudes [Aug. 29th, 2008|08:30 pm]
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dclaudekatz
If you like artistic nudes, this set by Bobby Sargent is awesome
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Richmond it is. [Aug. 26th, 2008|09:37 am]
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dclaudekatz
As per her ModelMayhem page, Isobel is moving back to Richmond.  That makes me sad because... Well, OK, no matter where she were moving, I would have found a reason to say it makes me sad, because I WANT HER TO STAY IN BOSTON, DAMN IT!  Sorry for that outburst.  But yeah, moving back to Richmond.  Makes me sad because it seems like going backward.  I guess it’s good to be in a familiar place, where a lot of her friends live, especially given that it was a last minute decision about where to move.  (As of the end of July, she hadn’t decided yet, and it isn’t until today that she told the public, so apparently she made the decision some time in August.)  And she’ll still be on the east coast.  Ha, ha, California, we’ve still got Isobel here in the East!  For a while at least.  In another year or two (if not sooner) she probably will be off to the other coast.  Oh, well. 

Good luck with the move, Isobel.  I envy everyone from Richmond, who gets to live in the same city as you now.

In other news, Isobel's biopsy results are in, and she doesn’t have cancer.  That’s one thing to be happy about.
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How to Spell Her Name, part 2 [Aug. 25th, 2008|12:20 am]
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dclaudekatz
OK, how about this:

That's "Isobel" (with an O as in "orgasm")
"Wren" (with a W as in "Wow!")
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How to Spell Her Name [Aug. 23rd, 2008|04:02 pm]
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dclaudekatz


That’s Is-
O O! O!! O!!! O!!!! OOOOOoooooooo..OMG..O..O...o....o......o.......
–bel Wren.

You'll remember the right vowel now, won't you?
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Like the most beautiful thing ever [Aug. 11th, 2008|10:46 am]
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dclaudekatz
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Isobel has outdone herself. This is probably the most beautiful nude photography I've ever seen. Here is the link to the update entry. To see the actual photos you must be (over 18 and) a member of her site and logged in. Her intro goes like this:
In this set I got a hold of a really large sheet of nylon fabric and just played with it. If you like a tease and you like nylon you're going to love this set!
OK, but I don't have a nylon fetish. How about:
If you never imagined how beautiful a sheet of nylon can be in conjunction with a female body, this will open your eyes.
I know sex sells, but do the nylon fetishists really outnumber the aesthetes among her members?
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Auctions [Aug. 7th, 2008|05:33 pm]
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dclaudekatz
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Isobel is auctioning off some things -- used pantyhose and such, if you're into that kind of thing -- on Abibids.  Supposedly she will get Randy (R.K. Milholland, aka kobold) to sign them if so requested.  (Wouldn't you love to have a handmade glass dildo autographed by a noted Web comic artist?  Come to think of it, is it actually possible to sign a glass dildo?)  The auction ends (I think) midnight Saturday Pacific Time (or 3AM Sunday 8/10 Eastern Time).  Also, she's auctioning some less naughty and more nerdy things on Ebay.
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